A comment that can be applied to nearly every to level reply on this thread

The property reply after this new law is, “I think that’s your job”

I’d slap that on my Prius

If you squint a little, the 7 days of creation in Genesis are relativistic-ish. 1 day to separate light from darkness (photons at 1 microsecond after Big Bang), another to create the sky (opaque universe at 370k years), another to form dry land and create life (earth formed, 9.3 billion years, life at ~0.2by later), etc etc. Anyone with a physics degree able to say what fraction of light speed god must have been travelling to make this happen such that only days passed for them between these events?

“Closing Time”, on the x-axis, all the way to --> Goes Home

Anything with "higher"on the left (goes harder) just seems wrong. Arbitrary choice, sure, but it’s what I’m used to.

Walled gardens suck, so I built this for audiobooks and kid-story podcasts for my kids. No tonies for us, and my kids have way more control over what they listen to. Same base setup with the reader, just different media sources and player targets.