It’s not a toober. Back to da choppa!!!

Very disappointed that the words “Come back, and I will taunt you again!” Arent to be found in this article.

IT’S INSIDE OF ME AND YOU!

I chew gum, too, I just do it in private where no one can see, like any other decent human being.

Removed

I think I’d move just about anywhere if money wasn’t an issue there.

Come back, come back my little Rats, it’s a chance to invest!!!

Go away! I’m Batin!!!

Limitations of hardware resources show up as “Natural Limits”, like the speed of light, in the simulation. The amount of RAM consumed translates to the Hubble Bubble, or the greatest distance light could have traveled since the beginning of our universe, and moreso to the amount of matter and energy contained within it, which is a constant. Energy and matter cannot be created or destroyed, only changed forms allowed, so a set amount from the beginning.

I am Jack’s apathy. His name was Robert Paulson.

Strange, its almost like because slavery is still legal, companies are using it for profits in some kind of military industrial prison “complex”…

Indiana. It makes me feel sad, too.

You are a vampire. Invest in sunblock.

Get vaccinated.

A time when the height of mobile audio was an 8 track mounted under your three on the tree.

DO NOT READ THIS SIGN UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

Tortitude.

I was going to take the time to write a biting riposte just like this, but I, unlike some people, know that it’s my patriotic duty to get to work for this Billionaire Payday"economy" and work until I die. This country is built on, for, and by everyone agreeing that if you aren’t working or buying, preferably both, you better get busy dying. After all, how can I ever hope to be happy unless our benevolent overlords can vacation on Mars? So, put down that damn infernal computer machine, and get out there and buy, buy, buy. We can’t have profits down this quarter, or they’ll ration our Brawndo! And never forget, it’s all very different from slavery, because we are paid, have freedomprofits, and healthcare…Uh, well, it is very, very, different. Anyways, 'Murica!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Did their own reasearch. Turns out people are very enthusiastic about the thought of nuclear accidents in their own backyards, and the regulations reflect that. Love this democratization of information. Thanks Internet!

They said we’d have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I’m calling bullshit.