Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.

Nice try, Sparrow

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Outdoor? I don’t suppose you live somewhere that has been getting a stupid amount of rain lately? It could be nute lockout from soggy roots.

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

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Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.