I remember Palermo in 2006 where he was the only fit striker so played by default and scored the only goal for Newcastle to beat the team that, at the time, lead Serie A. What a bizarre day that was

There’s been so many underwhelming Newcastle players where I thought we’d get more than we got - Boumsong, Luque, Cabella, Thauvin, Sels, Muto - but really it’s impossible to declare that Owen was anything other than a disaster

Maybe when Howe leaves we can appoint a super-team of Darth Vader, Dr Evil, Thanos and Sauron

Feel like that’s what Cantona is doing by himself, not least with his new act of selling out theatres with a musical tour