Rest in Piss

Rest in piss

I wouldn’t even care about the health hazards at this point, given the future we’re all looking at, if smoking didn’t make you stink I’d start back today

I prefer “born on third thinking they hit a triple”

Straight up didn’t know this, but I don’t and have never drank coffee and am the only man in my family without cholesterol issues.

That millions of people talk with ChatGPT a week period is depressing enough to invoke suicidal thoughts

This would explain my reactions, my body was probably like 25% cancer before I got my first one.

Maybe we’ll do better this time? Who am I kidding, somebody warm up the freedom fries

The upsetting side of this is that it means MTG actually believes in things beyond her own self enrichment, which is a good quality, and means I have to begrudgingly give her a modicum of respect for it because it makes her vastly more human than most of the rest of the ghouls in the GOP/MAGA

The only thing I don’t like about it is that Paul Rueben’s doesn’t deserve the association

If the pistol isn’t the same I’m not playing it

Which is why we fucked

He and IME the majority of people in his generation are completely divorced from reality

He’s a more problematic drinker than me, how is he still kicking

I want that to be the case, but until it’s really dead I’m treating capitalism like Sam Loomis treats Michael Myers

I’m gonna be generous and assume that you aren’t aware but calling women “females” is a blood red flag. Especially when discussing attractiveness or difference between men and women societally.

You ain’t a scientist studying the courting rituals of exotic bird species. These are people.

Word of friendly advice, break yourself of that habit and stop worrying about physical attractiveness.

It’s honestly weird hearing George say this in my head, it’s not out of character, if he were rich it would be different obviously

At this point I don’t even think this would cause anything to be done. Whatever is in those files is either so demented and off the wall that their release would guarantee a violent uprising or is deeply personally embarrassing to Trump and would destroy his brand and image.

I can’t even begin to think of what the former could possibly be considering what Americans are already letting happen without rioting. But the latter, a credible video of him being ass and mouth fucked or otherwise dominated by other men or even worse ,a woman, might actually shake his base off of him. And it would annihilate his tough guy man’s man gimmick

What’s wild is that growing up I was told this is exactly what democrats do and why they want to raise taxes. I don’t have much good to say about the DNC but I’ve never seen corruption as blatant as this before from any politician on the national level in this country.

As many as the corps are willing to pay for until we rebuild the system to prevent them from being able to, or just destroy them outright