Only in America. Where there’s guns, there’s accidental death.

I say ban the guns so the vigilantes need to use cricket bats. Sell the surveillance tapes for PPV.

Thinks like that pizza guy movie with the neck bomb. Real life more absurd than art.

I’m sure the strong, hazy IPAs are also not on the healthy food pyramid.

But some lines we do not cross.

See: Walmart Great Val-u Rainbow Chip Cookies.

And whisky. And so, so so, so-so so much tea.

In Canada, it used to be a political death sentence. Candidates have lost everything by “flip-flopping” on just one issue; but we’ve had a number of our centre and centre-right “cross the floor” and slide farther right.

Blind loyalty is a trait with conservatives. “Progressives need to fall in love with their leader, but conservatives merely need fall in line”

I worry that Trump’s love of bullies is pushing him to pull support for Ukraine and looking for a pretext. If he pulls support, he can point and laugh with the bully and hope to be his friend (but really his posse).

American voters fucked around. And Ukraine’s going to find out. And we’ll need to find work and food and effective housing for the permanent refugees Because they’re gonna need it.

Context. Volume. Relevance.

This isn’t USA

We can tell:

• peaceful election
• black winner
• woman winner
• 14 days from polling to certification

NONE of those things will happen in America. They’re still deciding whether girls can kiss girls, whether women can survive a miscarriage, or whether everyone gets to vote. More complex things like women presidents are just beyond them.

I’m scared that my new position will be as bad or worse

It will be. But it’ll be a different kind of ‘as bad’ that you can maybe cope better with and maybe be content or happy. And, I worry you’ve shat in this bed already so you’ve got a best-before date.

If you use words like ‘ask’, ‘cope’, or ‘spend’ like a noun, I like it when you do it really early so I can move on.

Don’t get me wrong: an average is just that. You be you.

Aw jeez, can we get off the cheap ‘primary’ diversion? If Mr Trump dies of congestive heart failure on day 207 from an astounding number of bic macs, you also don’t get a primary to choose the next American president OR HIS VP.

Justin should hold all meeting at like Jubilee heights, Chrysler field, etc, and see how long until his people Get It.

It may be too subtle for them. It may be too subtle for us here.

How do I “care for my attention”?

My dude, the moment you say “just”, you make us all run away. “Just” is the keyword that says “someone is going to trivialize a bunch of shit they don’t understand” and that never ends well.

Penny was attempting to subdue a whackadoo threatening everyone and menacing the train, and the death wasn’t intentional, let alone premeditated; but you ignore what you need to be okay with your para-social attachments.

Tell us what you would accept from the choices available.

How did you learn all these facts so fast?

workweek

It’s totally okay to keep the space between words. You’ll seem a little old, but adulthood is nice.

workweek

Its okay to leave that space in. Its more readable, then, and it’s also actual words.

everyone