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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.catoNiceMemes@sopuli.xyz•Can't question it
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    22 hours ago

    bites

    I mean, it’s just the front teeth, not even the canines. It’s not really “biting”.

    But heaven forbid our Aussie motivates some child who gets too close, little Sheiydeigne gets surprised - which for this cohort and its aversion to experience means whooping tears - and puppy will be ordered destroyed. Fuck no, Tiffeineigh, you keep your grubby grabby crotchfruit to yourself. This ain’t a petting zoo; it’s a Starbucks and we’re out of the way.

    Sorry. Where was I?