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Workers learning the news: “Oh, damn. I work for a sh!t company now?!?”
Workers learning the news: “Oh, damn. I work for a sh!t company now?!?”
I had a brain fart when talking to a new coworker and couldn’t remember her name. She was very attractive, and this had clearly never happened to her before. She became very agitated and upset about it. (She wasn’t a b*tch or anything, just unaware of the benefits she got from being pretty.)
I was always nice and respectful to her, but for the rest of our time working together, I continued forgetting her name and it drove her nuts.
Buy an old, used EV (and replace the battery)?
Piwigo.
I hate olives. I looooove olive oil.
Every marketing executive: (taking notes)
Article written to make you subscribe. Not sure if I’m more annoyed or impressed.
Who’s got that kind of time?!? I’m hungry now!
Seems like it might be helpful to prevent people from escaping the work prisons we’ll all be toiling in one day. 🤣
(Was that too dark?) Super-cool tech, though. 👍
Yeah, I dunno if I’d trust Deloitte about anything, not to sh!t on PIA’s tech which I have no knowledge of.
ElementaryOS if yer a Mac fan.
Monte Carlo
1.5oz Bourbon, 0.5 Benedictine, 2 dashes Angostura
I worked with a stunt coordinator once who told one of his guys that he was going to drop him, lying parallel to the ground, from the ceiling. He wouldn’t be able to brace his fall (as he was supposed to be dead), so he told his guy he’d just have to “cowboy up.” Not sure that’s a better phrase, but it’s got more color.
I always use it. Writing is about communication, so it’s your duty to make sure a reader understands how to interpret what you wrote. That said, when I speak to someone, I NEVER use the Oxford comma.
Sick burn, bro.
I’ve been on both Finasteride (prevents hair loss) and Minoxidil (grows hair) for decades, without noticeable ill effects. Very effective combo. 👍
Brilliant show.
I was a long time user of Old Spice Original, but all the plastic waste got to me. After trying MANY natural brands, I found “No Pong”, the stupidest-named, most over-priced product that works great. I use it now.
I scatter my data across ALL the search engines. Run multiple browsers (four different Firefox instances alone, including mobile), and use a different search engine in each. Also uBlockOrigin. The online data they all have on me is…incomplete.
I’m bad at math, but should that be 32% of Americans not voters.