I don’t understand why this is so tempting. It’s clearly dangerous and even says not to do it.

Anyways, my mouth is ever slightly too small for one to accidentally slip in. But I could probably force it and not have the ability to crunch a plastic LED bulb to get it out.

But it’s little Bill Cosby. Would you kill little baby Hitler?

I could see there being a correlation between cat owners and techies. How strong of a correlation though? We’ll need a study for that.

And I’ll have you know I have ferrets. Which some call cat snakes.