This one is has no right to be this stupid and still make me chuckle.

Typically there is at least one witness too: the cashier, a lawyer, the other party.

So, when there is a dispute that makes it to a court of some kind there’s evidence.

I think we’re vigorously agreeing :-)

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I’m reasonably sure that a timber building is probably still better than a concrete one, for the same capabilities, when total environmental impact is measured.

That’s part of what terrifies me about how complex modern cars are and how ‘densely’ constructed they are.

Old cars have room to see what’s gone wrong :-)

The act of signing is what is important, whatever squiggly line ensues is irrelevant.

I remember being told to compare signatures in a retail job long ago. It just meant that my employer didn’t understand that either.

A very easy repair that the dealer wants $220 an hour to do.

Admittedly I’d be paying that to know what the problem is and how to fix it.

Burning trees is CO₂ neutral because trees are part of the active carbon cycle (you’re not digging it up from deep underground to burn).

Perversely that might be true.

Plenty of people vote based on their tribe be it red, blue, green, whatever.

If they voted for policy that actually benefitted them…

After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.

I go back to All Tomorrows every now and then. It’s weird.

Don’t forget to that your call, regardless of any transmission protection, isn’t private if there’s anyone within earshot of either participant.

Hearing impaired people also prove that even being in earshot isn’t required.

This is more like:

You’d better find a way of being healthier, you’ll have to last an extra year working.

TY for gracefully avoiding my egregious mistake.

goes and reads Wikipedia

Oh, since 1960. In that case I’ll re phrase it:

The Republic of Cyprus will be pleased.

I was pleasantly surprised by a matcha KitKat.

Greece will be pleased with Cypress Cyprus

There probably was a carpenter in Bethlehem with a name like Jeshua or a variant around that time.

The rest is embellishments.

Nobody’s going to get hurt or die?

Even then, if you are exhausted then someone probably will get hurt or die.

No, we put them all on an island together and tell each one that they’re the only real one and the rest are traitors.

open all the lights

Anon is an idiot.