So, join Pixelfed?

If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up

™

It’s ok Dale

Remember kids: despite what the ad industry may claim, they’re running arbitrary code on your devices, so it’s your moral duty to not so politely tell them to fuck off

If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write “potato” as “ghoughphtheightteeau”.

This makes me wonder if there’s a h33a abbreviation…

"Use coupon code NOMOBLOOD to get one free(*) bottle of water(**)!

(*) Promo valid only on purchases of $1000 or more

(**) Not cold"

I accidentally 0.3 away. Is this dangerous?

My colorblind ass eyes say green/sky blue

I’m not gullible.

(I’m mad that even though I disabled animations in Voyager, it’s animating the thumbnail anyway)

Basically what I think of Simpsons “predictions”.

Matt Groening isn’t some kind of clairvoyant. He just knows history and recognizes patterns.

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No…! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

To build more, you’d need a Foreman

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Just to clarify, I’m not British.

But what @I_Fart_Glitter said.