Stun gun or taser? If it shoots barbed electrodes, it might be worth carrying. If it doesn’t, you’re much better off with pepper spray or a knife. Both will have longer lasting effects.

You’ll never be able to stop someone that wants to cheat. Best you can do is be funner and sexier than anyone else your partner might be around. Never understood why that’s so hard for some people.

Maybe replace land with lamb.

You say butt hair, I say fart suppressor.

A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they’re likely to die there. The people that say they haven’t made good music since the XX’s probably haven’t spent much time searching for music they’d like.

You don’t say?

I imagine that only made the wait times go up.

Reminds me of the old “Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?” Would be a heck of a threesome.

I’m still rooted but I’m on android 7 and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one with access. Lol If only I had more money that access would probably be worth more than just amusement.

I got it! We’re within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I’ve used the word “innards”. Lol

Wait… Are we simulating black holes yet?

It’s just black holes all the way down.

If they had just made out like everyone else does, nobody would have cared who they were. It wouldn’t have gone viral. Wife still might have found out about it, but I don’t think that would have changed much.

Remember that you can’t unsay anything to a Dr. Good luck getting something like that removed from your medical record. It doesn’t matter til it does. Told a doc I was concerned about my drinking 13 years ago and got some labwork done to make sure my liver was still good. I don’t even drink anymore but I found out a few weeks ago I’d need a waiver to enlist.

Damn, girl.

Aren’t they the cutest nightmares you’ve ever seen?

I’ll never forget walking through my grandfathers yard and noticing that with every step I took, I’d see a few dart away from me. Only saw them when they were crossing the tops of flat clove leaves in the grass. Wouldn’t have known they were there, otherwise. They were everywhere, out there. Every square foot of grass. Was curious enough to find out what they were and much to my relief, mostly harmless. Still, tresspassers caught inside, get the death penalty.

I’ve crawled under nearly a thousand houses since then and never got bit, despite undoubtedly being covered by different kinds. Still panic if I catch em on me, but I know I don’t have much to worry about here in the PNW. The coast and valley are pretty safe. Rattlers and widows are more common east of the valley.

Anybody still have the unredacted pdf of the little black book? I know it exists.

The human body wasn’t designed to sit all day. We’re walkers. Best to appreciate a job that keeps you moving. Haven’t had back problems since I started doing manual labor. Before that, there were days I couldn’t tie my shoes.

Had a housewarming party about 6 years ago. Felt like I’d had everything I’d wanted in life, at the time. All the flags look the same behind rose tinted glasses.