Oh, that’s different then.

I put them in a cup when I’m gaming. Quick loading Cheetos keeps the fingertips clean.

Putin loves his centralized media. Lol

I still can’t believe he took his kid’s blood to try to live longer.

Is it wrong to wish him success in his quest for longevity with a side of quadriplegia?

It’s penises all the way down.

And the bike is a space machine, but not a time machine. What we need is a spacetime machine.

How apropos. That random list is a better creative writer than corporate news editors.

Someone should make a Firefox extension that replaces the word “slams” with a random adverb.

Good luck criticizing a user’s choice of platform hoping to get them to leave. I’m just happy to see one less corporate platform.

“You really shouldn’t jump rope on the train tracks. It’s not safe.”

“What’s not safe about jumping rope? Everybody jump’s rope.”

“It’s not jumping rope that’s the problem, it’s the train tracks.”

“I think I’m smart enough to know if a train is coming. It’s not like the train is coming for me specifically. I’m not that important. I don’t have anything valuable enough for the train to take from me anyw-“ splat

Avoiding the Monday feel is one of the two benefits of a dynamic schedule. The other is running errands, like going to the laundromat or doing grocery shopping, on a weekday.

I’ve got nuts turbowafflz, can you milk me?

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

I believe you misspelled fiendship.

Forget Wednesday. That right there is a Saturday night.

Is that a cutting board?!?

I need one to use as a charcuterie board. Fill it completely with dried meats and wait for the reveal.

There’s also no dealer option for stirrups.

NY thanks you for your support. What’s the pizza/poutine exchange rate like these days? Haven’t been up north in years.

That’s only if you are folding the already folded paper. If you unfold after the first fold, then fold one of the halves in half, you’ll always end up with the number of folds plus one.

That still doesn’t match the intended meaning of the analogy though.

No mention of rebuilding subsidies for homeowners. I assume they’ll be assisting with state-funded infrastructure after recovery as well.

Meeting with federal officials at the White House, Biden said the funds would go toward debris removal, temporary shelters, salaries for first responders and more for 180 days.

I find it’s less common to find insistent users who refuse to read provided sources, or provide sources of their own, on Lemmy than on Facebook. It happens, but far less frequently than when I last used Facebook in 2015. Although my perspective may have been unique to my curated feed.