Maybe jerky could work

This is surely the most pugnacious thing I have seen all day

I’m sure I read recently that the Vatican is not against the idea

Just installed the app and am testing replying to your comment (by swiping from right to left on it)

I’m keen to give it a go but the beta is full. Am keeping an eye out for the app store release! In the meantime Wefwef is excellent and I may end up sticking with it anyway (no harm in shopping around though!)