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I learned yesterday that the USFL was initially supposed to be a summer league, to give football players who weren’t NFL-ready out of college a chance to upskill. Donald Trump insisted it have games in the fall, directly competing with the NFL instead. The league failed the same year it moved.
Donald Trump is the anti-Midas: everything he touches turns into garbage.
They were probably thinking “the fence will go up next week” and then “oh dang, we don’t have the money for the fence now.”
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto The Onion@midwest.social•New Trump phone automatically adds users to classified war plan group chats – The ChaserEnglish9·3 days agoYou can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Meta rolled back protections. Now hate is surging - What we're seeing: More hate, more fear, less freedom.English182·5 days agoThis headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Friends say Minnesota shooting suspect was deeply religious and conservativeEnglish9·5 days agoI think the logic is “babies are innocent, these people have a choice and they made the wrong one.”
And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@lemmy.ml•Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on1·6 days agoWho used those triangular pastel buttons? I remember seeing them on some friends’ computers but not on any Dells or Gateway 2000 machines. Maybe Compaq? Or Packard Bell?
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@lemmy.ml•Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on2·6 days agoI saw Slackware running on a similar config, although it was probably a 486/50 or 486/66.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@lemmy.ml•Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on6·6 days agoI remember my dad’s friend upgrading our PC clone to 640K. He used a soldering iron.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Freebirth movement called out for extremism as mothers share traumatic experiencesEnglish18·6 days agoMy ex and I worked on a birth plan for our second child after her experience with our first was deeply unsatisfying. We discussed home birth but I insisted on a birthing center attached to a hospital in case something went sideways. She found an OB who listened to her, and we made clear what our birthing plan was, and that was respected by the medical staff. As it happened, the labor was smooth and relatively quick, and home birth would have been fine. I’m still glad we were at a facility where there would have been no lag between a problem arising and a doctor being able to address it.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•Live long enough to see yourself become the villain57·11 days agoNah, Thanos was moderately competent.
IIRC, vista got hate because to run it a massive number of users would have to…upgrade…their…hardware.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Gavin Newsom: Trump is ‘unhinged,’ speaking like an ‘authoritarian’41·11 days agoHe’s been like this for a decade. Newsom is a gutless shitlib simp.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.zip•Duolingo CEO on going AI-first: ‘I did not expect the blowback’English8·12 days agoSomewhat related, I just started Spanish lessons using Language Transfer. Fewer bells and whistles but it’s human centric.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?10·14 days ago“Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!”
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•They're here to save your soul28·14 days agoWould. Both of them.
I can’t even read this shit anymore. I’m almost more furious with the Democrats than the republicans at this point. Every single nominee should have been a knock-down, drag-out fight. We’d be better off with an empty cabinet than the array of lickspittles and lunatics in there now.
It’s really bad when Tulsi Gabbard is one of the only trustworthy people in the administration.