I believe the traditional way to bring attention to suspected voting fraud is to shit your pants in front of a Four Seasons Landscaping

Finally, something I’m qualified to do

What if feeling bad is one of the consequences that no longer exists?

Given that they were all destroyed right after all the water became milk, I would say not well

C:\Fresh Air\ |
C:\Fresh Air\
C:\Fresh Air\ |

“The only moral abortion is my abortion”

Blood and bread, classic meal

As soon as 60 year old me from the future comes along and tells me how to unfuck everything up, I’ll pass it along to 21 year old me

Yep, !assholedesign@lemmy.world

That’s a very unique hammock you’ve designed Mr. Cat

Just go the old Microsoft route. “We have a console for children, it’s called the Switch 1”.

Something about the little border wall thing makes it look like an ancient playground

Clearly the man knew how to delegate well

Brain empty, beans full

I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”

I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.

The Wonder Years

I’ll get right on that as soon as I have 25-50x more free time

I’m proud and ashamed
Every Fourth of July
You got to know the truth
Before you say that you got pride