As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

It’s not looking good, bruh.

This fiasco brought to you by the American voter.

Thing is, they’re all fucking idiots.

It all makes sense when you accept that trump is a foreign agent, and, at that, too fucking dumb to realize he’s a foreign agent.

Those stupid cunts just think that you’re some kind of eurofag.

MAGA bitches.

Ah, I see we’re still pretending that trump is doing all this bullshit of his own accord.

I can believe that Putin speaks to trump, but trump speaking to Putin is just for public consumption. His mouth is full whenever they meet in private.

She needs to fuck off. Permanently.

Burn teslas.

“I’m sorry you’re a fucking pathetic shitcunt traitor bitch.”

So, like the same full throat service he delivers for Putin?

We already knew that Putin is the fucking president.

You’re joking, obtusely, about abduction and murder of children. You expect people to be amused?

Could still happen.

Really moronic take.

My kid’s been walking to/from school and roaming the neighborhood since he was 7. Apple Watch FTW. It has its legit uses.

Useless plastic shit