Had a date and we talked about things we like to do.

I mentioned that I had recently discovered that the local cinema chain offers classic movies, and that I had watched the original Jurassic Park, still fawning over it like the first time I watched it in 1993.

She said that the movie is a cute story, but “dinosaurs aren’t real. Fossils aren’t real. They’re props, placed by them.”

I nearly choked on my burger.

The date didn’t last long after.

This is the most important part.

Funny how their “marxist” ideas are and have been implemented in Europe for 80+ years.

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On the toilet?

In public! Grabs his heart the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.