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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Those will definitely help (along with sleeping properly, not having kids and trying to live non-stressfully) within the boundaries of your genetic “visual age range”, but I wonder if the biggest difference is just genetics.

    I spent many a year as an underslept, hard drinking, rubbish-food-eating, stressed-out, lazy chain-smoker - but I still look much younger than a lot of people my age, because I was lucky with my genetics - younger looking skin, full head of thick hair, hair still original colour, eyes don’t need glasses yet etc. I can knock another few visual years off if I’m really looking after myself (or add quite a few on if I’m tired and ill).

    Some of my significantly healthier-lifestyled friends have got the “Captain Picard” grey/bald hair thing going on, wrinkled foreheads and glasses, and whatever they do, they’re always going to look significantly older than me, which doesn’t really seem fair on them.


  • I often have the same question for those “I am running a marathon dressed as an apple to raise money for cancer” things.

    Person 1: “Can you give £10 to a cancer charity?”

    Person 2: “No, sorry”

    Person 1: “Could you give £10 if someone ran a marathon?”

    Person 2: “I don’t really need anyone to run a marathon… unless… I dunno… could you make it more humiliating and difficult for them?”

    Person 1: “I could make them dress in a giant apple costume?”

    Person 2: “Hahaha! That would get really hot, and their legs wouldn’t be able to move properly and they’d look stupid and everyone would laugh at how stupid they look! That sounds like an adequate amount of suffering! I will happily pay £10 to a cancer charity as long as this Person has suffered”