jesus wtf did i just read…

They believe the world is only 2000 years old. You cant reason with these idiots.

:(

Kinda scary that I cant tell anymore…

I feel kinda bad for laughing, but this is just peak comedy lol.

This is an insane story. I cant imagine the pain you went through. Im so glad the Germans found you.

100%. Trump is petty and selfish. He doesnt care unless personally involved.

Thank you. This is glorious!

Ok so im not crazy. I was wondering why videos kept buffering every minute this past week.

I hate how accurate this is…

Dicktaster*

Knowing Trump thats prolly not even true…