Obligatory - you should try using mastodon.

But really, you should. People aren’t shitty there.

Quick someone make it real

I dare you to start a community

Rule 34 man, power to you

I still remember the vacuum dude. There was a legendary post probably a decade ago made by the world’s most knowledgeable vacuum salesman. He laid out all the secrets of the industry, and went into detail I didn’t know I needed regarding how they all work.

To this day I remember his advice: get a bagged vacuum if you want a clean carpet.