There is research showing that adding lanes only helps for maybe six months. Then people realize that the route is better and change the routes they take, which leads to more congestion again. Fewer lanes can actually decrease congestion.

https://smv.org/learn/blog/how-does-roadway-expansion-cause-more-traffic/

What have they ever done for us?

This post covers it pretty well https://phauer.com/2015/checked-exceptions-are-evil/

Sir, this is a c/humor

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra