Holy shit they’re still around?? I thought they broke up in the 2000s

That whole album is incredible. If I hadn’t seen her Tiny Desk Concert, I’d think she used auto tune in a few places…but nope. She’s just that good

Have you ever seen a pack of cigarettes in Europe

Hey now. Under Trump, we saw the end of penny minting. And also under Trump, might see the death of daylight saving!

That’s TWO things!

Sounds like the IBS is what’s giving you diarrhea lol

Burger King’s success baffles me. That place is so gross

Yet people rush to bring it up every time

Every thread about taco bell has people making jokes about it causing diarrhea and others pointing out that it doesn’t unless your diet is already awful. What these threads never seem to have is anyone saying that taco bell gives them diarrhea.

So does anyone actually know anyone that gets sick from normal taco bell? Or is everyone just parroting a factoid

Hello, fellow American. The word you are looking for is “xenophobic.” We are not a race

I’m friends with one of the touring musicians for funkadelic so I GOTTA watch this. Wonder if he’s in the background at all…

[Edit] whoops nevermind, he toured with Parliament-Funkadelic which was the post-Funkadelic supergroup (he also is the reason for Chaka Khan’s sister’s stage name, Taka Boom!)

And it WAS a thing nationwide thanks to Lina Khan. Then it got reversed thanks to Trump

THISS

This is one of my favorite skits from them because it references like a dozen other videos they’ve made over the years. The event he’s in custody for takes place in “POV You’re a Wizard’s Orb”

The only fast food that had ever made me sick was White Castle. That shit is disgusting

I have several spider friends in my plant room helping with the bugs but I can’t convince them to expand their hunting grounds

Brb grabbing some steaks

This is where I’m leaning now - my stove exhaust is broken, too. Maybe it broke when something crawled in and died…

The windows I didn’t replace are all jacked up - including the screens. That’s where I assumed it they were getting in which is why I caulked them closed. I guess at least that’ll save me on heating and cooling…

I’m gonna try leaving it on the table tonight

They’re in my garage on the opposite wall but I’m actually leaning attic or HVAC now… The door seal on the garage is good and they still appear when I’m working from home for days