I’m confused. Did you help dad or did you install Windows on his machine?

Skill issue

Does it have Terrier Pratchett?

tbf looking someone in the eye while stabbing them in the back is not as easy as it sounds

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Street View isn’t a reliable way of checking if a company still exists. Commercial registers exist for this exact reason. Calling the company’s phone or sending them an email will probably also do the trick more accurately than looking at a potentially outdated picture of their store front.

Is !wizards@lemmy.world an exception or am I being had?

You can always spoon it afterwards

That’s crazy

“Break Stuff” is what you were looking for tbf

Have you checked your local relationharbour

Try turning on dark mode

Catholicism unironically teaches this, and you can even skip the charity part.

No hurry, it clearly hasn’t fully recharged yet

These words feel like they make sense but I don’t believe in categories so who cares what they mean.

Sometimes a gardener invents a word and scientists make it useful by redefining it. See “meme”.

Why not let that be a problem for the management and enjoy your fair sick days?

One of my Baldur’s Gate parties once came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao

16 thank you very much