See, I usually do songs with like, hooks and concepts and shit, right?

More brown child-sized skeletons

Horrifyingly, I just got done reading Surface Detail and there are huge datacenters that are low-energy, running slow in the grounds of a stately home.

Nice right?

Only issue is it runs the virtual environment for a different species VR Hell. Because it was outsourced here. Because they didn’t like the icky situation of running their own hells.

Its just silly nonsense entertainment. Its no different to punch and judy, right down to the wifebeating.

Kanye is my favourite puppet in the show.

We are a very silly species when you think about it.

Its funny how effective shame can be.

and they’ll be assured they’re deserving of a tech sector job while everyone else is already losing their everything.

high-styrofoam diet.

Because we don’t promote those with worthwhile talents, the grifters find their way in and fail upwards.

if you only have two weeks, pick one thing and do that one thing.

Don’t try to do multiple cities, you just spend all your time and money in transit so you get to see the insides of transit hubs and not much culture.

“Why wont the internet stop polluting our plagiarism machine when we scrape everything?”

Imagine telling on yourself like this.

Everything that is old is new again. I remember little dogs that’d chase your cursor in like, 2002?

I paid 25 I think. That’s on you. Bro.

The shape/form roast chicken is doing it for me

you’d think they’d be able to do that considering most of them all use common bluetooth components… it’d just require someone like qualcomm to go integrate an led driver and sensor and add a MEMS gyro. I’m willing to have chonky earbuds for better bass driver, I’d accept a few mm³ being allocated to a MEMS gyro/accel… I think you’re right and now I’m mad with you.

Oh no, its a fielty band.

Given the inexpensiveness of fitness bands to the point they’re giveaway devices, I don’t think we can really argue that there is similar material value between this device and say, the steamdeck controller, which is also coming out at that price point.

This should be a $19.99 product.

I don’t care about your usage of the slopmachine.

As a user of your products, I wish you’d stop. There are scant few browsers for me to leave to.

Insanity that greenbacks dictate the destruction of mature peach trees because we prioritise shareholder dividends over people eating.

Yeah, thats always puzzled me. I don’t give a shit about a console release, and a year is a long enough time for someone to leak/pre-crack it.

Just day one that bitch on steam at €39.99 and you can have my money

Fucking us about like this starts us off on a sour note.

Fair enough. The irony would be too thick, if it were so.