hltdev

more like “where’s waldo(s)”

I bookmarked this post so I’ll remember to look at it in 19 years

does anyone actually ever use Bing, when not either tricked/manipulated into using it or under some sort of bribe/incentive via ms rewards ?..

perfect, now it can learn to stone sinners in like the Romans did

just wants to use your phone bro

it’s like I’m always with them for the first few seconds, then they just go way off base out of knowhere at some unexpected point in time

“not fat, but big boned”

…but wait you don’t love accidently talking to someone in Texas every time you go to turn your dome light off/on ?

I get DOPEE DOPEE DOPEE but who knows I have ADD and my eyes tend to wander around so…

“your in my spot” - cat

I imagine him muttering to himself “tsk tsk tsk …I knew you should have measured it like I told you…tsk tsk tsk”

but wait, are you sure you don’t want to play VR Uno with realistic card turning action?!

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

most brilliant Wikipedia page hands down 😂

exactly what I was getting at 😉 Steve Jobs had a hard on for html5

this guy happened^

not really if you watch forensic files or any of the 100s of other documentary shows on youtube/Netflix/etc

congratulations to them they just helped enable some future serial murderer to forge documents

“er” is right !