Rare footage of your mom trying to be on top.

This seems more like an “if” situation than an “iff” situation. He could have other reasons to stop working with zionists.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s least toxic love interest.

Now I’m curious what speed these mapping sites assume for the autobahn when predicting travel time.

But did he ever fuck their mothers? Or just IVF?

May I introduce your wallet to webstaurantstore.com?

Yup

And they were in the same restaurant as a twitch streamer once, so can we talk about that instead?

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Brotli

Maybe the salmon is willing to go ass to mouth?

Why was this in Linda’s voice?

We want white beans not navy beans honey this is for a church NEXT

Beans (white)

Depends. Snakes can get pretty big.

Either that or it gives us martial law and suspended elections.

I have, and not once have I thought anybody should be arrested for it.

always has been

And not just randomly thinking of things.

Figuring out what ingredients need to be used soon.

Then using that to plan out what meals will be made between now and the next shopping trip.

The figuring out what’s needed to make those.

Then figuring out what from that list you already have.

Then subtracting the “already have” list from the combined ingredient list of those planned meals.

Then writing that list down.

It goes against the spirit of the post, but there was a very detailed system for converting invalid colors to valid ones!

1. If it exactly matches a recognized named color, use that color.

2. If it is a valid three-digit legacy hex form such as #abc, expand each digit:

   • a → aa
   • b → bb
   • c → cc

3. Replace non-BMP characters with 00.

4. Truncate the value to 128 characters.

5. Remove a leading #, if present.

6. Replace every character that is not an ASCII hex digit with 0.

7. Append 0s until the length is a multiple of three.

8. Split the result into three equal components for red, green, and blue.

9. If each component is longer than eight characters, keep only its last eight characters.

10. Remove leading zeroes from all three components while they remain longer than two characters.

11. If they are still longer than two characters, truncate each to two characters.

12. Interpret the three components as hexadecimal numbers and use them as RGB values.