dumbledore asked calmly

lemmy.ml is at it again

why do you know what keys taste like

That’s an important addition!

Ne*tle also does this thing where they lie to mothers in ‘third-world countries’ (I hate that term but can’t think of a better one rn) by telling them that their baby formula is better than actual milk, then give them some, which the mothers mix with dirty water, and when they can’t afford the formula, they’ll just give the babies plain dirty water.

I really like the theory that someone just made up an entire religion that would proceed to affect the entire world for thousands of years just to cover up adultery.

Cops (violent state-sanctioned gang with badges)

I’m stealing that!

I’m making fun of how Americans say “the civil war” as if there has only been one civil war ever.

Ah yes, the civil war. Which one??

why are they holding crossbows like that

W H A T

I bet this was the medieval version of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes

yay, racism

Did you know that Muslims are invidual human beings and not just a part of a monolith?

Yep. I hate how Lemmings just go “religion bad” and pretend like these people deserve it for having different beliefs. And I’m pretty sure that global warming has also played a part in this.

Generative AI or facial recognition tech.

Anyone wanna help me find out?

Just after his wedding… :(

Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!

Yes!