I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi

Jerry: She literally said, “life is like a box of chocolates”?
George: Yes, she said, “you never know what you’re gonna get.”
Jerry: “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them…
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you’re getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across Manhattan. And that’s what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut

Hey look, he’s doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

I didn’t know the Louvre had a sofa

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Dozens of Israelis from the country’s security, political and cultural elite have threatened legal action against their government over support for Jewish terrorism and an “ideology of ethnic cleansing” in the occupied West Bank, according to a leaked letter.

Two former prime ministers, former heads of all the Israeli security services, former judges, a Nobel laureate and the country’s most revered living novelist were among the signatories to a “final warning” over violence against Palestinians.

They demanded immediate action to “eradicate Jewish terrorism”, cataloguing years of attacks – including murder, sexual assault, theft, arson and desecration of the dead – by civilian and military perpetrators who acted with “almost complete impunity”.

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base