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The most ironic spell-check I’ve ever given.

I keep my eye out for him in public around here just so I can get an assault charge, but I’ve yet to cross that little rat.

If you think someone posting photos of anatomical scans and sexually harassing someone are comparable, then idk what to say.

No way they could be a mom, huh?

The news I see over there is that the housing market is even more fucked than the US one, though? Do people mostly rent?

Skibidi tree

“The scale worms have been believed to be descendants of a different species that INVADED the deep-sea millions of years ago.”

Is there some worm-based geopolitical lore I’m missing??

The sets, the wardrobe, the direction, the acting. All of it is so good without taking itself too seriously. It’s from the same director of the (good) Mummy movies, so go figure

Is this the real reason why we have longer lines in the bathroom? In addition to having to finagle several layers just to pee?

…Why not just wipe the pan out with a paper towel and throw it in the trash? If you bunch up a few of them and move quickly, you can do this while the pan is still kinda warm, even.

Idk why the tv show would have gotten them any grace? As far as I know, all they did was let the property be bought and used by Amazon. Todd Howard executive produced, but that’s not saying much. The show has nothing to do with them as a studio. They just lucked into a team who had something interesting planned with the IP.

The Skyrim releases will continue until morale improves.

-Todd Howard

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You’ve never lived with a dog that’s actually been trained then. I’ve had dogs my whole life and they’ve never done any of those things beyond the puppy stage. I recommend it, but it is a big responsibility, akin to parenting when done properly.

Exactly

You’re right. They just made her drop dead stunning in the games, so that’s how the bulk of the fandom envisions her

Unfortunately it’s true. It’s pretty well known in beauty/aesthetic procedure spaces, which many celebrities inhabit. It’s why so many have samey looking teeth, it’s wild.

I thought it was closer to uterus, and that’s what he was thinking of? A kid that age would be more likely to know that word because of health classes; they don’t teach words like ‘vulva’ (in the US, at least. Too sexual, I guess 🙄) which is why so many people don’t learn there’s a separate word for vulva and vagina until they’re way older.

Either way, though, I too always think of this joke!

Christ, my heart goes out to these parents. I cannot imagine the hell they’re living right now, makes me sick thinking about my own 6 week old. I’ll definitely be rethinking leaving him alone with our border collies from now on. It was so big of them to decide on organ donation; they’re basically using their loss to save other families.

Welp that one is on me for browsing before coffee. I thought we were in the Elden Ring community