And a purple card for an extra substitution, and a blue card for a 2 min break to put on warmer clothes, and a green card for free transfer in next window, and a pink card just because!

Well yeah, you can’t hold onto goalkeepers arm, immediately a foul.

I don’t think you can move backwards now. We’d be even more angry every week when calls get missed.

I feel better about this one than I did Spurs. Raheem was on fire. Get nkuku upfront instead of Miss Jackson and we could be quite good.