The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train
I don’t often top but I want in on this
You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.
Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.
What a shame — I kinda love it
Small dick is good dick (hmu). So is large. But making fun of stuff
is garbage.
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
How is a dick different than a toy . . . in terms of physical sensations?
Physically only?
That’s what my ol’ man calls my chastity belt
Analog: How can you feel pleasure from someone sucking on your finger for instance?
My biggest sexual organ is my brain and when my body is used to get someone else off, I, too get off on it. It feels so so so so good to take dick in the ass (especially if they hit my prostate, but that part is not necessary).
Oh no. I’d totally forgotten about the research phase of my self-discovery.
You feeling a little defensive about the lesbian orgies sounds like
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
As a gay who used to be even pettier, I have hooked up with exboyfriends’ crushes and one exboyfriend’s new boyfriend. Good lord it is easy to get high off of petty revenge.
A night with my ex and our buddies
You’re gonna hate this, but choke me, Ben