I mean, aside from all those times I shoplifted, back in the day…

SimCity 2000.

This right TF here. He-Man, She-Ra, G.I.-Joe and My Little Pony were all part of the same universe when they were toys on my floor.

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Where I am, we’ve been getting pretty heavy rain during 100F/37C heat, and it’s kind of unnerving how quickly it dries up.

So they listened to the repeatedly shared meme, then?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

My power inverter would beg to differ.

I mean; technically…? 🤷🏿‍♀️

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Fern-gull-e

Gull-ah Gull-ah

• 1 part Dawn
• 2 parts isopropyl alcohol
• 13 parts water
• 1 spray bottle

Pretty solid most-if-not-all-purpose cleaner.

Rappers Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice are still expected to perform.