Now I am honor-bound to read this. I’ll let you know how it goes. Thanks!

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s a winpost

Cellini so important that it’s listed twice.

Cellini so important I never heard of it in my life.

Ewwww

No judgement here, HOMESLICE

Omg just take them to court like everyone else

This, right here, needs to be a rallying cry. They’re not interested in making the world a better place, they’re creating the infrastructure to help support and maintain fascism.

Can’t wait to start that expedition!

The bell curves curves have curves

New New America

He can just say whatever he wants and (some) people fawn over it. Personally, I’d be more impressed if he were able to even turn the slightest profit

Untrue: pee is stored in the balls, not T

Homosexual: YOLO, I guess?

Wow, statistics sure do a great job of revealing numbers!

“Why would anyone play video games for more than 30 minutes a day?”

-Microsoft, apparently

He’s so lucky that he can just brush off murders while remaining a “good Christian”. Most rational people would be crushed under the weight of the cognitive dissonance.

This has proven indubitably informative, danke

I’d like to know more about that wooden surface upon which the ketchup is resting. Is it a table, coffee table, chair, or toilet seat? Was the ring formed by a cup, a bowl, a glass, a mug, or a small bucket? What was held inside the object that created the ring? Where did you purchase this wooden panel? Where was it grown? How old was the tree prior to being harvested for lumber?

It good

I know what you were trying to do and I respect it, but respectfully, there are shitposts, and then there are posts of pieces of shit

By this time next year he’ll have renamed half the major cities on earth