I’m not crying, you’re crying!

So the politics did indeed do her.

Oh wow, look at this hoof millionaire.

Deliver unto me four zebra hooves.

Well, all life has spawned from the same source so technically correct.

Well that’s way cooler.

I stand corrected.

Also the deadliest hunter.

If people like Zuccers are selling them I’ll be ripping peoples eyes out on contact.

It’s the same in Finland, I was raised thinking that I was eating blueberries when they were, in fact, bilberries.

Or storebought blueberries and wild bilberries?

Thanks, I hate it.

Facing each other.

Obviously five.

They might have killed a quarter of a million civilians.

Hence why I have adopted licking myself.

The right kind of protest seems to be the kind that doesn’t inconvience anybody.

Surely pussy counts if you’re good enough.

I remember when people were angry at Greenpeace for attempting to scale oil drilling platforms in the Arctic. So yeah.

Or maybe - and just hear me out - it’s a shit school with a shit teacher.