You just invented Spicy Jenga.

If god had a name, what would we call him?

OMG this puppo’s hopeful face is soooo cute

Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth does

Thanks Lady - I had a great time! :)

I’m 1 because I’m going to see Back to the Future in a movie theater tonight :)

Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

Hell yeah!

D’oh!

I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

Somebody touching the thermostat

Aw feel better 🤍

Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?

Annnnnny day now…

These fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.

Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!

If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:

I’m sorry to be pedantic

No you’re not.

is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.

Please give him a smooch on his noggin for me! Such a handsome brindleboi

Are you gonna just leave us hanging? Make with the link!