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News@lemmy.world•Second federal judge freezes Trump mail ballot order with US Supreme Court poised to weigh inEnglish
17·1 天前The Supreme Court, I’m sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.
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News@lemmy.world•Teen Girl Chased by 'Cat in the Hat' Figure Amid Sinister TikTok Trend Sweeping North AmericaEnglish
8·1 天前Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?English
5·2 天前What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
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politics @lemmy.world•‘You Go To Hell!’: Trump Ends Convention With The Most Bizarre Pledge You'll Ever HearEnglish
11·3 天前Repeat after me. “I” state your name.
“I state your name.”
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Falls Asleep Onstage at September 11 CeremonyEnglish
3·3 天前Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Lunges at Female Reporter Asking About Those Supposed $5K ChecksEnglish
2·4 天前Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his “tough guy” act dissolve.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Trump's heroic response to 9/11 attacksEnglish
12·4 天前I was there and when I saw Trump being carried out by those two burly firemen, my heart swelled that this great man had been saved, and I said to him, with tears in my eyes, “Sir…” (even THEN he commanded respect) “Sir, thank God you’re alright.” Then I touched the hem of his garment, he nodded, said “Bless you”, and I’ll never forget it.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump claims firefighters carried him away from Ground Zero right after 9/11English
5·5 天前Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.
maxthemummer@lemmus.orgtointerestingasfuck@lemmy.world•This jellyfish is the only known animal on Earth that cannot die of old age. When it gets sick or injured, it reverts back to a baby — and starts its entire life over again. Scientists call it biolog…English
1·7 天前He has to because he has no one to leave this administration to.

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?