Do my microplastics go bad? I don’t want to get sick from expired microplastics.

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

This happened to me at a work party. I was talking to an HR lady and some of the food from her mouth flew out and landed on my glasses.

Like a big chunk of food, right in my field of view.

We both pretended it didn’t happen. We wanted for the conversation to end and I left to clean my glasses.

Yeah, that makes the most sense in my mind. When I’d first saw it I thought it was a bubble level. XD

Joe Biden made Toyota do it.

Thank you for reaching out. I am currently enjoying my drive in the all new Toyota RAV4 with advanced driving features such as CRT and Prius sound. I will be in touch with you soon when I am done enjoying my premier driving experience in Toyotas flagship vehicle.

As long as I get an extra payday without a decrease in payment, I’m good. I doubt that would be the case though.

Babe, wake up.

Arizona be like, fossil fuels? Never touched the stuff.

Or they put their kids in a cheap “school” without regulations and can be abused or whatever while the parents have to go to work

Or be home schooled

Or they have to go into the labor force early

All of these are terrible options

So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

I worked at a fast food place in high school. They trained us to put the condiments on the bottom bun so you taste it sooner in the tongue. I basically eat my burgers with that logic in mind now. Whatever side the door is is now down.

Keep in mind this does not just apply to ‘top talent’.

Anyone who is confident they can find something elsewhere and have a good enough resume to land a hybrid/WFH job will do so, if pushed.

I tried it and your meme disappeared. I had to go back to hot to find it. 🤔

Christian: Christ

My go-to phrase now is , “don’t judge a book by its movie.”

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I built a pc a few years ago and I’m still happy with its performance. I figured I’d build a new one in a few years once pcie 5.0 is mature. This kind of news so so exciting! My next pc is gonna be great!

Looking for less volatile candidate… maybe they should’ve done that in 2015. You guys created this mess. Now we all have to clean up after you.

I’ve read some of the studies and talked about them with some nurses who’ve done the same. The harm is due to the quantity you consume. The study’s found it cancerous after giving it to mice in high doses, like dozens of 2 liters of diet soda each day. Most people who drink a few cans are going to be fine.

We’ll have to see what the new report says and some people might have to adjust the amount they drink it but I doubt it will say any amount is cancerous.