Kind of easy to tell a green onion from an apple though.
Who’s caramelizing pork chops?
When you think they’re ready, stir them up and let them cook for another half hour.
It’s like he he’s Bruce Lee, but really he just wants a donut.
Laziness is the mother of invention.
Goin’ up to the spirit in the sky
That’s where I’m gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gonna go to the place that’s the best
I assume a company like CNN has a law firm on retainer who is being paid whether or not they’re needed.
show up at any of these businesses owned by my closer personal friends and pay them an extra $3 at checkout, so they can claim your donation as a write-down on their taxes
It doesn’t work that way. You get a receipt for your donation and get to claim it on your taxes. The company does not.
The color was called yellowred before oranges were discovered.
1.5 pounds of uncooked bacon turned into 6 ounces of cooked bacon. I’d say it’s edible, but probably not palatable.
Obviously they are the sea people from Chad.
Remy Martin’s Louis XIII is a blend of cognacs all aged between 40 and 100 years.
Dude, just don’t lick your cat’s butthole. It’s not complicated.
A paid plug in just seems pretty shitty to begin with.
I know Heroic can add your GOG and Epic games to Steam which would make it moot, but unfortunately most people probably don’t use the desktop mode anyway.
We’d go to Ralph’s at 2am and buy a carton of half & half for $0.69 and pay with a check.
Many old people are too frail to enjoy the things they used to. I mean maybe one would still get bored of life if they had eternal youth, but I suspect it would take much longer, not considering mental illness and such.
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
127 hours, or at least that’s what the movie led me to believe.
He was also incredibly lucky to get rained on in the desert.
Perhaps they own a business that pays for their employees’ phone service,