I lol’ed at that pic as well…

That’s the national flag of Donkey Republic! How dare you desecrate it by letting it touch the floor!!!

The night of broken glass is literally their guide book.

Why would this be surprising to anyone…

I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.

1-2 is way better than 5.

I can’t wait for Ghost of Sushi 2: Nigiri wa oishii desu

It’s completely plausible that a singer is not that politically educated.

Just because they are famous doesn’t mean they are across all issues.

Trying to save their own ass from the young people who want to boot his ass off the throne.

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.

It was when he called the rescue diver a paedophile that moment sticks out in my mind. But I have a feeling my opinion of him was changing before that.

They are very clearly quoting lyrics from the Rage against the machine song killing in the name of.

But if you were born after 2005 I can comprehend how that reference is missed.

Kids these days are out of touch.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Hmmmm that man seems to have a tinge of the ginge.

There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.

For anyone interested, these two did not get together after the war and live happily ever after.

One of them shacked up with two other men while on deployment.

Limerence is a hell of a thing.

I fucking hate Coldplay.

Guess I feel vindicated because I’ve never really listened to the lyrics.

Could it though?

This is a good one, filing it away for future children…

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.