Fixed it for you:

Ah so that’s where all her food went

Molesting tree

He’s literally jumping off the castle walls and running into the besieging army of fascists. Stay at your post you dummy.

Getting involved in a land war in Asia. Also going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Fallen for those blunders more than once!

The idiots that actually pay money for this are the same people who pay for WinRAR.

Gotta say, when I first spun up this movie I was expecting a Marvel X-men movie like Wolverine. While I enjoyed the movie, I did spend the first 30 minutes thinking “Well, this is certainly a different tack on a superhero’s origin story”

Michael Crichton’s widow has to be raging so hard right now

😭

Mummies like Pelosi and Ginsburg should have gone back to their sarcophagi before they screwed everyone over.

Yeah the best episode in Last of Us wasn’t even part of the main storyline but a fleshing out of some of the side characters.

Woah woah woah. Let’s not start world war 3 here! Let’s just be sensible and appease Putin some more and activate article 4 and discuss what we should do instead 🙄

He voted for Trump all three times.

I didn’t vote for any of this.

Newsom will take whatever political stance is most convenient to him at the moment

He’s not wearing a Gundam outfit. It’s a set of Optimus Prime PJs :>

Consummate V’s!!

Ah the “Fuck you. I got mine.” mentality. From a Republican. Didn’t see that one coming.