The Patriot missile system watching it all go down

Motherfucker this is NCD. Of course superior guns make you superior. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

MATT DAMON

Is that a missile under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?

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Once you pop you can’t stop. Everyone knows that!

This is hilarious. Maduro would be proud

It’s a Fella https://wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(group)

Oh shit, it’s the Purr-nisher!

You laugh but those hats conceal advanced ERA that protect from Javelin top down attack.

+1 Food (Kim’s personal food stash, 0.1 turn, it wont last long)
-2 Military (Russia, 3 turns, the busted ass ammo exploded in your face)
-100 Foreign Relations (Everyone realizes how far you’ve fallen when you had to hit up North Korea for a weapons fix, your offspring will feel this shame for generations)

This is precisely why we’ve kept Floridaman around for so long. He’s our last line of defense. When they finally come for us, we’re letting that motherfucker loose. May God have mercy on us all

Context: Brazil orders troops to the border amid Venezuela’s plans to annex their neighbor. Brazilian army truck explodes on way to border. https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/caminhao-do-exercito-explode-apos-acidente-na-fronteira-com-a-guiana/

Lo encontré = Found him

It’s the Saddam meme because of all their similarities

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don’t have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch… and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.

Heresy!

Something like this

False equivalency, the Moskva is a submarine.