Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

I get the others, but what’s the significance of 5:23?

Sync for Lemmy is able to do this (and more).

Thankfully, jumping made their shoe laces and pant cuffs rise up.

Weird.

Apologies to Gary Larson, but this feels better to me.

Especially considering this was found in some of the captured Ruzzian documents:

Twitter is “the only mass platform that could currently be utilized in the U.S.”

93 confessed/admitted to, not 38.

I don’t know if the president even saw the comment that was on there or simply the picture.

Hmmm… Maybe his advanced age might have something to do with his not being fully aware or in control of his actions?

So, Ryan Gosling was 29 years old in the top picture. Damn is he a great actor.

3% of Democrats support Trump?
WTF? Who? How?

Assuming this was around 1994, and adjusting for inflation, it should still be under $2.

Thus proving true the recent adage, “A vote for Kennedy is a vote for Trump”.

The “deep end” business must be booming, as he seems to keep finding new ones to go off of.

I was having a hard time believing this had to be a shit post, so looked it up.
Unless Harvard is in on the joke, this is amazingly true.

He’s claiming the ride was with former mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, who had a romantic relationship with Kamala Harris and supposedly trash talked her during their shared “this is it” moment of the helicopter going down. Problem is, it wasn’t Willie Brown, and the conversation never happened.

Here’s the latest update, which makes a lot more sense than mistaking Jerry Brown for Willie Brown, is hilarious, and somehow also manages to make Trump look even worse than the previous explanation.

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/yes-trump-was-in-a-scary-helicopter-ride-but-not-with-that-politician/

TLDR: Trump is senile and racist

That definitely helps, thanks

He would be perfect for the role, and honestly probably more effective use of his talents than as VP.

She posted it to her Instagram:
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