i guess he’s so pissed at the LGBTQ+ crowd because he doesn’t have an ALT key?
i guess he’s so pissed at the LGBTQ+ crowd because he doesn’t have an ALT key?
he’s so good at comedic roles that he often has himself in splits in his movies.
“it’s been a long road…”
i want to make an app called “my leg” and set it to break apple store policy so that the eventual headline can read, “apple pulls my leg”.
topologically, though, isn’t that just the same as all speaking and listening? it’s all mouth to ear.
if anything, force-fitting 69 seems unduly contrived. like if you shake someone by the hand, the top of your palm 69’s the bottom of theirs. or if you give them a high-five, it’s the forefinger and pinky.
or if you respond to this comment, we’ll be 69ing each other’s eyes with our fingers.
i mean, isn’t it a submarine, after all?
are these choices meant to be mutually exclusive?
i would reallly love to watch Maria in “The Sound Of”.
does his largesse extend only to Putin? because i could do with a boatload of cash but i don’t even know how to contact him.
“catfishers hate this one clever trick!”
wait, in the article, why is his left eye removed in the first photo and his right eye in the next?
since when are nazis so against electricity? or is it that she personally prefers gas?
i’d hate to see what’s “snow white” in this version.
it’s almost like he wants life to imitate his art.
hot-wiring is all good and cool until it’s your car that’s stolen.
conjecture: maybe autocorrect once got hold of “bugger” and things kind of evolved from there?
i was getting ready for forty winks
when, lo, up popped this post on the Sphinx;
that ensued in a long stroll
down the wikipedia rabbithole
and a whole host of now-purple hyperlinks.
how would you feel about an article titled,
“This” word in article titles infuriates internet readers
it’s a tennis match that Sean Connery plays without a partner.
what do they have playing on the radio? lionel richie?