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Aw man, looks like the original domain name expired.

RIP jakethesnake.com

What kind of gameplay do you have in mind? I’m guessing a puzzle-type game (like a room escape), but you could honestly do a number of different things (tower defense? Platformer?).

I think the answer to your original question largely depends on this. Did you have anything else in mind about the experience?

“Wisdom pursues you, but you’ve managed to outrun it.”

or

“Wow, it must have taken all three of your brain cells to come up with that.”

Owen Wilson is looking rough these days.

I mean there are hundreds of Charlie Kirk memes out there that resemble this.

There’s one other advantage to wireless here: a bionic prosthetic is moving a lot, and that’s not great for wire harnesses or connectors. Going wireless potentially allows for greater range of movement (or at least removes the engineering challenge of making it durable long term).

Damn, if she has any tech-savvy siblings, this would introduce a whole new level of “why are you hitting yourself”

The real monsters were the politicians we made along the way

Women tend to eat smaller portions

[citation needed]

“That’s me cuz I swim with my flotuses on!”

WATCH OUT BROTHER, ALLERGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

Later: "Okay, my executive order is in effect. But what the hell is a lorrie?"

Sorry, I can’t retell it. Not after last time.

You know we don’t count Gary. Not after last time.

A search engine from 2012? Not sure these days.

In other words, most people have an above-average number of legs.

Yeah, I’ve heard that–in fact, I made the joke largely because I expect lots of people to mentally start saying, “well actually…” before getting to the punchline.

Ooh good point. Though there’s only around 120,000 giraffes in the world, not sure what the probabilities are that any are trying to swallow a gerbil at any given time (and probably a more localized time window, given they’re less spread out).

The human embodiment of Internet Explorer, everyone.