Douglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references.

HIGHLY recommended.

Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.

Humbleflamingo is humble.

I like this community.

“Namastaydown”

Pam Poovey

Yeah… first I thought it was hydraulic fluid.

I really like the naming of things after their discoverers/inventors. I’m picturing a mathematician getting upset:

“How dare you speak about Friedrich Gauss like that. He dragged that universities astronomy department out of the stone age, even after the death of his first wife…”

The history of the people helps me with remembering the concepts.

Disclaimer: I am NOT a mathematician.

A missed opportunity for half flush & full flush nipples

I’m imagining them logging your call then saying 7 years from the last record. If they follow up internally a couple weeks later, when you call back 7 years later they can repeat the process.

I’m feeling cynical today.

I feel like there is some kind of followup or reference that I am missing here.

And echidnas.

I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.

Sounds like the Sirius cybernetics corporation:

The fundamental design flaws are obscured by the superficial design flaws.

https://xkcd.com/927/

That spacing is hurting me.

I prefer 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

and then:

We’re from the past.

A bit like HELA cells.

True but…

What is it called when one company buys all the other ones & charges extortionate prices? Maybe with a sprinkle of selling lots of brands with the same crap inside?

I can only think of “late stage capitalism” but there must be a more technically correct name for it.

Edit: how can I forget the word monopoly? What is wrong with me? ?

HELA:

“Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.