In my 40s and far more engaged with football than ever before.

It’s funny, I never see any of what you’re so upset about.

None because I’m a decent human being.

Stats like save percentage and for modern keepers pass success. All stats are slightly skewed by the rest of the team, even goals scored stats (by far the most common/popular) is dependent on chances created.

Thank you, OP. I thought I had read the most stupid thing ever on here until your post took that crown in spectacular fashion. Congratulations.

He desperately wanted a yellow card in order to put himself and his team under immense pressure for the remaining time.