I dunno, I kinda like wondering if I’m going to be ax-murdered by a Bateman copycat when I walk into a place

Gallons of piss flow through the stadium

I’d be fine with that, as long as there was some academic aspect involved.

A bunch of idiots doing nothing for a long time isn’t going to accomplish much of anything.

Makes sense when you think about it, wouldn’t you do the same if you were intending on ruling over a group of people like despots?

Netanyawho?

I must be a psycho for thinking people should be paid more rather than work themselves to death.

It’s a cold world to live in when people think like this.

If you look into it at all, America is a really embarrassing place.

I mean, we just started an unprovoked war by bombing a school full of little girls.

If someone has done that to America, there’d already be memorials about it and several random brown countries bombed back to the stone age, but since we did it, it’s actually totally cool.

I always assumed libertarians were people who didn’t want to call themselves republicans because republicans didn’t lean into pedophilia hard enough for them.

They usually flip out like screaming shit-gibbons who just got goosed.

It’s true, the people who own the stores make barely anything.

We all know capitalists just help people out of the goodness of their hearts. That’s why America has free health care and no gun worries.

Listen, if something didn’t happen within 5 feet of me, then it didn’t happen.

I have decreed that all evidence otherwise must be brought to me for presentation, and you’ll also have to understand it for me, and after all that, I’ll have AI tell you that you’re wrong.

Well I hope you live forever, motherfucker

Republicans aren’t the root of every problem we’re facing today, but I’d bet a lot of money that they’re probably responsible for the majority of them.

They’re absolutely sure that they’re original, and special, and that nothing they do could be considered one of the bad things that only other people do.

Get money out of politics.

It’s not some eldritch knowledge.

I can’t believe you would take missiles out of the innocent government’s hands just to create happiness in a human.

The audacity!

It’s still not an anachronism like the cybertruck.

The cybertruck looks like a concept car an autistic kid in the 80’s would’ve drawn and dreamt of creating one day.

I can’t image why.

I think constantly about how my grandparents and their generation were the ones keeping the stupid at bay.

My existential adult fear now is that I’ll die, go to heaven, and have to explain all this to my grandparents while looking them in the eye.

As others have said, it’s the Russian version of amazon.

I believe the creator of the name said they wanted to liken the availability of items to purchase to picking from a plethora of wild berries in nature.

And NATO was created because a bunch of allied countries were bored, with nothing to do and had too much money on their hands?