Either die or get a job. Not picky on which one.

Can I pretend I have mediocre experience of 5+ years and get away with applying for junior dev positions? 🤔

ML in the streets and AnCom in the sheets.

Y’all need any beta testers?

Technically 0 hours a day. Anyone wanna hire an unemployed mediocre programmer?

So Delicious brand Chocolate Cookies and Cream is where it’s at.

Gotta love a good baseless claim.

I was gonna go work for the government but then I got high.

So I’m at work so I can’t do quite the write up I’d like to.

Here’s a database of a lot of keymaps that have been developed: https://keymapdb.com/?keyCount=1-36&stagger=columnar

and here is a write up of homerow mods: https://precondition.github.io/home-row-mods

Homerow mods are hard to zero in on but if you can get used to it, it’s really nice. I get misfires but it’s not that often. An alternative to HRM is One Shot Mods. I’ve seen it around but haven’t used it much but the idea is that a key like Shift would get buffered and then attached to the next keystroke, so fer example, tap Shift and then release and tap a for a capital A. Some people swear by it. I personally just stuck with HRM. having Ctrl and Shift in homerow, under my fingers and saving pinky strain has bee amazing.

For the database like, check out bsag, kkga, and callum for some other tiny board layouts. There is a lot of smart stuff in there. Hypership is one I keep looking at and can be found here: https://keebogram.pages.dev/hypership/

My personal layout is a weird amalgamation of Miyoku, kkga, and a this write up for my symbols: https://getreuer.info/posts/keyboards/symbol-layer/index.html

For something not Colemak, look into Workman, Canary, and Hands Down. They take Colemak’s ideas and seem to try and fix the trouble spots. For example, Canary takes the last remaining lesser used pinky keys and moves them to the inner lateral column for index finger. I really wish I had the time to learn Canary because I think it’s probably as close to a good layout that typing in English can probably be made. Colemak does a lot of good but it benefits from still having quite a few keys where they are in QWERTY so it’s easier to pick up.

I tried linking my keymap but Lemmy’s being dumb.

ColemakDh and Miryoku was a great transitionary step. I use my own custom layout now but I’d lie if I said it wasn’t partially inspired by Miryoku.

Yeah that would be crazy hahahahahahaha 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Absolutely. I would do more volunteer work in a heartbeat. The moments I felt like I was actually helping contribute to our society was cooking breakfast for our unhoused community. I mean in a better society we wouldn’t have food insecurity so that volunteering would go elsewhere but can’t we just use our free time to just help people? Nope, we gotta stress about working and trying to not get fired.

I would love to just be a stay at home dad and keep the house clean, do chores, and cook meals for my family. Is that too much to ask?

This is precisely what I was thinking. It happened a few times and later it worked again. I think it’s just happening because it’s not Twitter. It’s just a redirect site so it’s literally the same exact content.

I use the LibRedirect for various sites and half the time it either doesn’t load Tweets or it comes up with a page that Nitter was flagged for serving illegal content.

This is definitely a sane and logical take. I’ve been eating plants for almost a year and no meat. Not only am I still waiting for my soy manboobs to come in but in surprisingly not a mummy lol.

So I get to keep my toothbrush??? 👀👀👀👀

This looks tight. Are you planning on combos for the missing alphas are splitting the alphas into 2 layers similar to Ben Vallack’s board?

Wait til you see my keyboards then lol

I was just thinking that after I made the comment. Like be like Tom, y’all.