🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶
🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶
It’s like a half hour long fever dream…
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network
When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.
Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
R.E.M. - Automatic for the people
Is it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.
DD Mmm YY
The Vespa 150 TAP, aka, Zoomy Ka-boomy
From the people who brought you the Walkie Talkie, presenting the new Scooty Shooty
Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.
Alright alright alright…
Ok, so I think the issue is that I selected English and undetermined. I’m still getting multiple other languages. Is this because those instances are not publishing those posts as whatever language?
This post is how I learned:
From the title I can only infer that Blue from Blue’s Clues has joined the gang called the Bloods.
No one try to change my mind on this.
Social security will be bankrupt by 2033 according to their own estimates.
https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/TRSUM/index.html
Somehow they expect to pay 80% benefits beyond that point.
Expect your income taxes to go up…and by a lot.
In 2020 banks charged $30,000,000,000 in fees. That’s 30 BILLION dollars! By comparison all Hollywood movies make about $11 billion total!
So, for every dollar Americans spent on going to the movies, they spent three on account fees, over draft fees etc.
Banks answer to their share holders. Share holders like money, so banks charge fees.
Bank is a four-letter word.
Do something about the problem. Take away their ability to steal money from people that don’t have it.
Switch to a credit union. Lower or zero fees. Credit unions answer to their members, I.e. account holders.
I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.