That dude definitely masturbates.

$7 bag?!

What about in the winter? 😭

[the banks with hunting rifles]: it’s open season.

Shouldn’t this be on the shitpost community??

They’ll be expecting government handouts to not go bankrupt and that’s why they’re spending as much as they can. They’ll get that money back anyway.

I’m surprised he used the correct “Strait.” You guys sure it’s him??

Ugh. Stuck in my head now.

I think tt’s actually a plaza, not a mall.

Just feels like I’m making out with the cow. Yuck.

Yeah, I guess that would work.

Lol I didn’t realize this was about de-Googling.

I don’t like all the other stuff but I use wallet all the time. It’s just convenient.

Does it with with banking apps and Google wallet?

Just missing some toast. 😍

And here’s the mitochondria: [John Cena lifting weights]

I forgot to mention I also haven’t washed it since I got it…

I’ve tried a couple of locations and checked online… Couldn’t find them at I assumed they stopped making them. Lol

What ARE the biggest concerns?

I bought an Ikea firm pillow over a decade ago and it’s still just as good as when I first got it. I’ve been meaning to replace it but they don’t make them anymore.

That’s why I never leave home without my skates.